blogvixen (blogvixen) wrote,

Always log out

Some people need to be taught a lesson. Or so it would seem. A friend checked out a loaner laptop at her university library, and when she brought up Facebook, she discovered that the last person to borrow the laptop had not logged out of his account before turning the machine in.

Some quick clicking around left her the conclusion that the account holder was a "racist baptist douchey person."

I'm not quite sure what it was that she found that so offended her and caused her to form this opinion of him, but she took it upon herself to punish him, to teach him the lesson that he should always log out of his accounts before turning over a borrowed computer...

The offender was listed as "in a relationship with Regina Evans"

So, my friend decided to send an email to his girlfriend, unbeknownst to him. I laughed so hard I just had to share it.



To: Regina Evans
From: Matthew Smith


I think we need to take a break from our relationship. I just... I am finding that I am having these urges. These urges deep inside me. What sort of urges? Before I tell you, I want you to know I love you and care about you and nothing can change that. Ever.

But I am finding that I am sexually attracted to men. My journey to admitting this has been long and difficult. I haven't known who I can talk to, or what I should do. But I feel like I am coming to a place where maybe I can admit my feelings and desires, and figure out where to go from there. It hasn't been easy but I know that even though it's difficult it's the right thing to do- to begin to understand who Matthew Smith is.

I understand if you don't want to see me again. I understand if you hate me forever. I really do. I hope we can still be friends and please know that I will always care about you and remember our time together.

Tags: dumbass, facebook, idiot
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